skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

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escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(via pizza)


ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

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chibibee:

shfifty-five-en-half:

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

THEY PUT IN A PICTURE OF ANDRE WITH THEM

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