What am I doin

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Oh yeah that’s right I’m doin me

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?


generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Well would you look at that

generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Well would you look at that

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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re-blog if tumblr’s your home.


weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

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starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

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disneydelirium:

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch

disneydelirium:

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch

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